Muslim Dichotomy

Chat with a Muslim friend:

Me: Oh, did you hear that Mulana saying this rubbish about women?

Muslim friend: But where does it say that in Quran? He is an idiot.

Me: But he is a qualified and respected Maulan.

Muslim Friend: You should not trust any maulana, Quran is the true word of god.

Two weeks later:

Me: Did you read that Quranic ayah which says husbands can beat wives? I saw six translations with words like hit, strike, beat.

Muslim friend: You and I cannot interpret Quran correctly, you should ask a qualified maulana.

Me: *Pulling my hair out and hitting my head into a wall*

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